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UW-Milwaukee, Film Studies major. Freelance sarcastic comment provider. J'adore: Tattoos. Beards. Polar bears. Pretty much every fandom.
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  • vandigo:

    orgasham:

    methlemore:

    orgasham:

    masturbating-to-your-selfies:

    102 chicken nuggets

    why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

    Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

    but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

    this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

    (Source: dispora, via fr33kinmatt)

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  • torontoqueer:

    ask-hazy:

    matelotage:

    yourmagicalworld:

    This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial.

    I need me a hot glue gun hot damn

    Shit

    Everyone is getting wands for christmas.

    (Source: , via lady-redrum)

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  • modcloth:

    Not much is better than a mug of coffee to start your day… except maybe our Make the Cut Contest winner’s adorable dress! Shop it here and get to know this print’s full story on the blog

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  • pragtastic:

    serenaders-urgency:

    I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS TO REBLOG FOR SO LONG

    Squish is the perfect fucking term it is a word I needed this changes everything. 

    (Source: secondlina, via lipstobone)

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  • lady-redrum:

    thebestofaudioposts:

    propercheesy:

    melmalfoy:

    yourleastsassyfriend:

    tio-salamanca:

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    This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.

    This made me feel so nostalgic

    I saw the gif and pressed reblog then play, childhood.

    reminds me of ice age. ahhh childhood

    This made me feel lovely 😊

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  • popfreakinpunk:

    was this movie even real

    (via lipstobone)

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  • Just my casual view during lunch. #amboise2k14

  • artbymoga:

    I have this weird thing where I don’t feel hungry until I am absolutely starving, and then there’s no going back.

    (via ifloatonwords)

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  • darnni:

    when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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    (via sonicmeplease)

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  • (Source: savingroomforcats)

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  • (Source: queerpoc, via ifloatonwords)

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  • But also there was a piece the smelly pieces of dead flowers under the bed and she patted it out and I patted it back to try and play and she swatted out of the way so fast it was ridiculous. Such sass in French cats.

  • Not knowing a cat is in your room And then having it meow at you like it’s dying is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced.

  • embarrassmental:

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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    (via carrynoarms)

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