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  • I don’t get it when people act tough, I don’t understand it. To me, when you act tough you’re just saying, “Hey! I’ve been though a lot of horrible stuff in my life. And I survived it, and now I’m ready to attack anybody, like a Pit Bull.” — I want a demeanor that says, “I’ve never been through anything at all, and I’m just a Pug, riding a decorative pillow. Where will I go today, who knows? But, I shall be carried.

    (Source: death2vega, via bowties-and-lace)

  • imjustmygodgivenname:

    This is still the cutest thing ever

    (Source: best-of-memes, via kvwolff)

  • bromar:

    *goes to england*

    me: excuse me, what time is it?

    brit: time wots that m8?

    *big ben chimes*

    everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

    brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

    (via sassymccoy)

  • xehyun:

    when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

    " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

    (Source: hideiwa, via tyleroakley)

  • hellogiggles:



    this is probably the best quote from anything ever


    So. Good.

    (Source: hakkei, via bowties-and-lace)

  • wetheurban:

    SPOTLIGHT: Illustrations by Sarah “Catface”

    Looks like something out of a much needed futuristic MTV cartoon, no? Denver, Colorado-based artist and Tumblr guru, Sarah ‘Catface’, brilliantly creates stunning illustrations of new-wave women in her own fresh style. 

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  • ifagrizzlycouldtalk:


    im really mad at how accurate this is

    A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

    (Source: meme-meme, via ejaysaurus)