Alis Volat Propiis

UW-Milwaukee, Film Studies major. Freelance sarcastic comment provider. J'adore: Tattoos. Beards. Polar bears. Pretty much every fandom.

Apr 17

I just found out that if I buy a round trip to dublin, and then dublin to paris that will save me AT LEAST $200 dollars. geekin.


Apr 16

guys honestly every time I look at the flight prices to paris I cry.


jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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Oh no no no. Give me someone I like.

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takshiyamamoto:

Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.

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wildpens:

This baby knows. [x]

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flights to paris when I need them are like 1400 dolla. If anyone on here is skilled in the art of finding cheep flights. PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I’M THE MOST IGNORANT.



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My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

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bubblesarebeautiful:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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