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UW-Milwaukee, Film Studies major. Freelance sarcastic comment provider. J'adore: Tattoos. Beards. Polar bears. Pretty much every fandom.
  • "I’ve met thousands of people and seen even more and still, out of all of them, you’re my favorite"
    And I miss you (via flannelsnbeanies)

    (via meowlezbehonest)

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  • kingsleyyy:

    snow day tomorrow please

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  • forevercemetery:

    if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

    (Source: drakeboner, via karissadawns)

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  • classicajays:

    Whoa, so there are some adult pictures of Jennifer Lawrence floating around the internet now? So while I won’t go out and search for them, I’m going to guess that those are photos of her driving a car or wearing a suit

    (via karissadawns)

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  • osric + instagram

    (Source: dorkycass, via lipstobone)

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  • Reblog if you’ve ever yelled at a book.

    fro14:

    whisper-norbury:

    kripke-is-my-king:

    professionalcrazyfangirl:

    polerin:

    cannibalcoalition:

    afoxnamedtod:

    Are there people who don’t reblog this?

    I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.

    FUCKING BOOKS.

    If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.

    image

    Tried strangling one once.

    that was me after Gone Girl

    (via whiskey-hallucinations)

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  • bonelessbuffalochicken:

    "You’re gonna do great today"

    (Source: awwww-cute, via whiskey-hallucinations)

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  • Ed Sheeran
    Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)
  • tr-oyesivan:

    troyeller:

    deliriosity:

    Ed Sheeran | Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)

    NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST.

    SLAY ED SLAY

    (via whovianwithabeard)

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  • jaredsadalecki:

    jaredsadalecki:

    the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

    image

    he sent me the meme

    (Source: cptnarnerica, via manatea-time)

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  • mayawiig:

    Favorite Celebs | Maya Rudolph

    "I don’t think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls."

    (via karissadawns)

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  • celestial-sexhair:

    disadvantages of having thick hair

    • your head is always 100000 degrees
    • shedding everywhere
    • snapping thin combs
    • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
    • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
    • styling your hair takes longer than growing it
    • snap elastics everyday

    advantages of having thick hair

    • ????

    (via karissadawns)

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  • holysimba:

    Hairdresser: do you like it?
    Me: yes thank you

    *goes home and cries*

    (via monpetitsouris)

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  • enlargers:

    X-Men (2000)

    Things I didn’t catch on the first viewing

    (via rawindianchief)

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  • (Source: forassgard, via lipstobone)

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  • "You’re not my boss. You’re one of my hobbies."
    Clara Oswald, s8 e2 ‘Into the Dalek’ (via doctorwho)

    (Source: carryonmyenjoltaire, via doctorwho)

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